I want to have lunch with Greg Simkins

So I stumbled upon my favorite contemporary artist about 10 minutes ago. His Name is Greg Simkins. If anyone has an extra $75 laying around, I'd like some of his prints. I'll let his art do the rest of the talking. It's crazy how good it is.
It's so mysterious and exact and creepy and contorted and unreal and detailed. Check out his myspace.